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it was the jump rope that dickmatized me,
his weapon of mass vaginal destruction.
“Bringing the al dente noodle to the spaghetti house.”
“Erin’s Imperfect Guide to Seducing a Man’s Willy and the Useless Organ in His Chest.
Her puffy folds
“You have more than one vibrator?” I ask curiously. “Aren’t they all the same?” Malissa’s mouth drops open. “Oh honey, no. And don’t even get me started on the clit suckers, they are a godsend.”
“You practically did everything but kiss it better.” My eyes widen. “Oh.” I throw my hair up in a ponytail, moving to the side of his desk. “I mean, I’ve never done this before, but I can definitely try.” Callum inhales sharply as I kneel in front of where he’s sitting.
Girl WHAT just zero to dick sucking
“Want me to guide you through it, baby?”
Wiping my eyes with the back of my hand, I try to blink them open.
Girl youre gonna get pink eye
Probably the venom that spewed from his trouser snake.
“And I’d like to munch your krabby patty.”
S T OOOOOOO P
I pull away a loose hair. It’s a hazard of wading my way through the jungle.
You got your man into your pants. Now what? How to keep him addicted to your gorilla grip pus—
mud dungeon
Her hand comes down and rubs at her cooter,
stink wrinkle
buffet of muff pie.”
“Your tight, tiny canal is emptying for me. It’s my victory horn.”
...
“Fuck, keep that pussy tootin’.
“Give me your cummies,
WHAT IS THIS TUMBLR
buckets
Buckets
“I’m not on birth control.”
Omfg
“I want a baby… with you.” My breath hitches. “You do?” He nods. “Yeah, it’s all I thought about when dumping my load inside you.” “Okay, let’s have a baby,” I say hesitantly, but a smile stretches on my face.
Literally EW
Malissa scrunches her nose.
Are we not returning to her buying her a sex toy lmao
gentlemen’s relish
womb cannon
“One day soon, these are going to leak with boobie broth and I’m gonna guzzle it down all day,”
