I bend to pick them up, immediately forgetting about the tight skirt I donned today. The loud rip of fabric and sudden breeze up my crack has me yelping and standing up quickly. The skirt was so tight I went without panties to avoid lines. I drop my hands to my exposed butt cheeks, which results in my shoulders being thrust back in a quick jerk and the rest of the buttons on my blouse snapping open.
HAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS BOOK
