Bouncy
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Read between January 7 - January 7, 2025
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There is a part of me that knows the amount of times I think about sex isn’t normal for a person who has never had it before.
Sofie
Hahahah
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“Erin’s Imperfect Guide to Seducing a Man’s Willy and the Useless Organ in His Chest. Is this a real book?”
Sofie
HAHAHAHAHHAH
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Uncertain about his response, I bite down on my lip and try to flutter my eyes seductively. The book said this move can be a powerful one. I hadn’t realized that my mascara didn’t completely dry because of how many coats I slathered on. My lashes stick to each other before pulling apart slowly. Instead of a quick flutter, it looks like I’m giving him a wonky, lizard-like blink with both eyes. I try to wipe away the flakes of black goo that have fallen onto my cheek and scratch my eye with my newly pressed-on manicure.
Sofie
HAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD I CAN'T BREATHE
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I bend to pick them up, immediately forgetting about the tight skirt I donned today. The loud rip of fabric and sudden breeze up my crack has me yelping and standing up quickly. The skirt was so tight I went without panties to avoid lines. I drop my hands to my exposed butt cheeks, which results in my shoulders being thrust back in a quick jerk and the rest of the buttons on my blouse snapping open.
Sofie
HAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS BOOK
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My hand curls around his base as his tip drops from my lips and sprays me straight in my face. I jerk back as rope after rope of his hot ejaculation lands on my face. It lashes at my closed eyes, then drips down my cheeks and onto my mouth. I let go of Callum’s shrinking squirt gun.
Sofie
HAHAHAHAHAH I CAN'T BREATHE OMG
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Probably the venom that spewed from his trouser snake.
Sofie
HAHAHAH Oh god
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She smiles, and my breath catches at the beauty of it.
Sofie
Awww
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“And I’d like to munch your krabby patty.”
Sofie
WTF! Crabby patty? No. Absolutely not.
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I grab the shaving cream, slathering up her stench trench. She’s a good girl and doesn’t move as I take my straight blade and shave her little chocolate starfish bare.
Sofie
Stink wrinkle, stench trench, chocolate starfish... Wtf is these names?!