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“He’s looking to add his banana to that fruit salad.”
“You know, batter-dipping the corn dog. Creaming your twinkie,”
“Bringing the al dente noodle to the spaghetti house.”
“Have a nice dick—I mean day. Day! Oh my god.”
I picked out my sexiest clothes.”
She’s giving Bella swan a run for her money in that khaki skirt lol
“I meant to ask you to dinner before showing you my lady bits.”
Like it says you gotta take charge, grab Callum by his large hammer and ask him to nail you.”
“Yeah, we determined she’s lacking some vitamin D. We’re trying to get it all sorted out,”
“Aren’t you tired from your jog overnight?”
Cuz you’ve been running in my mind all day lol
I let go of Callum’s shrinking squirt gun.
Pew pew gHahaha
“And I’d like to munch your krabby patty.”
Aye aye captain hahahahah
“I have to shave the hair around your other hole too. You’ll feel the weeds in front of your mud dungeon if it’s not pruned as well.”
“Your tight, tiny canal is emptying for me. It’s my victory horn.”
I’ll never think of a queef the same again lmao
“I’m already hard again just at the thought of the smashed cherry bits smeared all over me. I’ll be patient before plowing your field, I don’t want to damage my favorite crop.”
This is too much lmao
“Yes, I’ve heard if you shave that your farts can get louder. That’s normal.”
First I’ve heard of that hahaha
couch. “Birthday suit on right now and then slide down my pole.”
hawk tuahs a huge glob of spit,
No no no no nooooo
