Bouncy
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weapon of mass vaginal destruction.
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😂😂😂
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“He’s looking to add his banana to that fruit salad.” I blink. “What?” “You know, batter-dipping the corn dog. Creaming your twinkie,” she says, a faint smile curling on her lips is the only inclination that she’s not serious. I’m stunned silent for a second, so she continues, “Bringing the al dente noodle to the spaghetti house.” Slapping a hand over her mouth, I scrunch my nose. “Wouldn’t al dente make it limp?”
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I love this book already.
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“And I’d like to munch your krabby patty.”
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Squidwaaaaard - do you like krabby patties??
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girthy tube
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puffy meat curtain.
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mud dungeon
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hot box
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stink wrinkle
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muff pie.”
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tuna ...
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stench trench.
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crown of His Majesty
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pleasure button
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lead pipe
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twat waffle
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gentlemen’s relish
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womb cannon
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man egg