Bouncy

by B. Sobjakken

—insert Elmo hands up with fire behind him gif—

But it was the jump rope that enthralled me, it was the jump rope that dickmatized me,

🤣

Every jump swung the giant schlong between his legs, leaving nothing to the imagination about his weapon of mass vaginal destruction.

My mouth waters, imagining sucking on his pipe like a big popsicle. I want to devour it like I’m afraid it’s going to melt on a hot summer’s day.

💀🪦

I raise my hand, waving in a jerky motion. “Have a nice dick—I mean day. Day! Oh my god.”

“Erin’s Imperfect Guide to Seducing a Man’s Willy and the Useless Organ in His Chest. Is this a real book?”

Callum clears his throat. “You feeling better?” “Yeah, we determined she’s lacking some vitamin D. We’re trying to get it all sorted out,” Malissa says sweetly.