“I suppose I’ll have to find someone else to plague Dionysus with dreams of bloody castration.” Hermes pursed his lips as if considering. “I suppose I can ask Morpheus or Epiales,” Hades said. “He is the personification of nightmares after all, and he would do a fine job.” “Fine?” Hermes scoffed. “Let me do it. I’ll show you bloody castration.” “But you have already declined,” Hades said. “I take it back,” Hermes said. “And you know what? Thank you, Hades.” “For what?” “For being you,” Hermes said. “Now, can I set Dionysus’s dick on fire?” “I wouldn’t give the task to anyone else,” Hades
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HAHAHAH! I would love to live inside his head hahah
