“Are these magical swords?” Everything here is magical, so yes. “But what do they do?” Sucks the life out of whatever enemy you gift them to. “Okay, these just look like marbles.” If by marbles you mean magical flash grenades, sure. “Are these really magical wands? Like Bippity Boppity Boo style?” I don’t know what that means, but yes, they’re really magical wands. “Please tell me that mummified dog head isn’t looking at me.” Yeah, best to stay away from that one. I don’t actually know what it does.

