When we were about a foot apart on the bench, Coach looked between us and graced us with an eye roll so dramatic, he could have passed for an angsty teenage girl. “What. The. Fuck is wrong with you two? Are you trying to piss me off? Or are you just too stupid to care?” We both opened our mouths to reply, but he cut us off before we could get a word out. “Shut up. I don’t care.
