Thots and Prayers (Final Girls)

by Tylor Paige

This was a direct response to the people on social media who told me we, readers of the genre, needed prayer. Please, don’t take this story too seriously,

We’d left Shelley Vale over a week ago because we’d accidentally murdered half the town.

It do be like that

“What did you say your name was, son?” the officer asked Constantine. He gave the name from the file Kansas had stolen. “Priest Duvall.”

bitch!!!!

More like wife, partner, love of my life, part of my soul, the breath I breathed. My everything.

I typed into the search bar: How to perform a Catholic mass.

“Just a little sinning today. Nothing major. Want to come with?”

Constantine gave the young people a Molly and blessed them, crossing their foreheads and all.