Thots and Prayers (Final Girls)

by Tylor Paige

We’d left Shelley Vale over a week ago because we’d accidentally murdered half the town.

Although a couple in a car drove by and yelled for me to repent.” He snickered. “That all sinners must repent if they want to be saved.”

“I flipped them off, which made them stop for a split second so the woman could tell me she’d pray for me.”

RULE 2 - CONSTANTINE DON’T ARGUE WITH PEOPLE IN SMALL TOWNS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.

“You think if you tried to leave, I wouldn’t find you? Ten years I was gone, but I knew your whereabouts the entire time. You aren’t going anywhere, but nice try.”

“You ever want to fuck a man of the clergy?” He grinned.

“Take your penance,” he ordered in a low growl. I opened and closed my mouth, and slowly, lowered myself to my knees.

The man on the other side’s god may have forgiven him for his sins, but there’s no way he’d forgive us for ours.

More like wife, partner, love of my life, part of my soul, the breath I breathed. My everything. My... companion.

“I hate you.” “Good. Fuck me like it.”

If she was pissed off now, she was going to be raging mad when she found out that the car was fixed two days ago.

I don’t need their thoughts and prayers. I don’t need saving. I just want to be treated kindly.”