Thots and Prayers (Final Girls)

by Tylor Paige

We’d left Shelley Vale over a week ago because we’d accidentally murdered half the town.

Although a couple in a car drove by and yelled for me to repent.”

He snickered. “That all sinners must repent if they want to be saved.”

“I flipped them off, which made them stop for a split second so the

woman could tell me she’d pray for me.”

RULE 2 - CONSTANTINE DON’T ARGUE WITH PEOPLE IN SMALL TOWNS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.

“You think if you tried to leave, I wouldn’t find you? Ten years I was gone, but I knew your whereabouts the entire time.

You aren’t going anywhere, but nice try.”

“You ever want to fuck a man of the clergy?”

More like wife, partner, love of my life, part of my soul, the breath I breathed. My everything. My... companion.

Giving me nightmares while making me come was my favorite thing about you. Let’s do it.

“I’m not happy unless you’re happy. And it sounds like you’re not going to be happy until I’ve been inside you for hours and you can’t come anymore.”