How My Neighbor Stole Christmas

by Meghan Quinn

“I’m no newbie when it comes to kink, but getting run over by a reindeer is by no means a kink anyone wants to entertain. Because that’s called death.”

My nipples shine just as bright as the lights on every single house in this town.”

“Seventy-year-olds deserve to be wet too.”

“Actually, my lederhosen covered my nipples—I know this because the fabric rubbed against them and made them tingle.”