How My Neighbor Stole Christmas
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Started reading September 14, 2025
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“You know, you never truly get over the first pucker of your nips when that mountain air hits you,”
Yeah, it’s Ace.ᐟ
WHAT
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“Guess I need to be grateful for global warming then, or else I think my breasts would be two pucks of ice on the ground right now.”
Yeah, it’s Ace.ᐟ
WILD thing to write
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“An honor to see Aunt Cindy naked? What’s wrong with you?”
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“An honor to take care of a relative who has provided you with many wonderful memories throughout your young years. This is the circle of life, Storee. They take care of us while we navigate life at a young age, and when they become old and feeble, it’s our turn to repay them.”
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“Doesn’t mean I need to be honored to see her naked,”
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The gossip is crisp, the excitement oh so thick, while Cole stomps around as a very unhappy dick.
Yeah, it’s Ace.ᐟ
This is lowkey kinda funny