“Ha! Bertinis! That’s right. Pineapple and orange slice on the rim. I thought I was so sophisticated with my straw and my cocktail glass. It was so sweet it hurt your teeth but at the time it tasted like sunshine. Mary would doze off in the sun and me and Bert, we’d—” She smiles, puzzled. “What?” “It’s funny, but I’m struggling to remember.
Tf is up with Bert?
