The Play (Briar U, #3)

by Elle Kennedy

Which raises the question—if a tree falls in the forest and you can’t fuck anyone at the sorority-house party, is it still considered a party?

“If I was living the dream, I’d be banging all of you every night. At the same time.”

LotR mentioned

But it isn’t until Jesse texts his girlfriend for her opinion that I’m fully swayed to the side of morality. In all caps, Katie texts back a resounding: TELL HER RIGHT EFFING NOW, YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER!!!!!! I guess I have my answer.

“Don’t you dare throw my PlayStation out the window, Demi!” If that ain’t a challenge.

“Are you sure we can’t invite them for Christmas so I can poison their food?”

Does that diminish my own experience, because someone has it worse? There’s always someone with a shittier life than yours. That doesn’t turn the shit in your life into roses.”

My favorite part of hockey is when the half-naked men get interviewed in the locker room after the game. So I can definitely see the appeal.

“That’s Dean,” I tell Demi, who for once is speechless. “Oh,” she finally remarks. “Wow.” I narrow my eyes. “What does that mean?” “It means he’s insanely attractive.” “Yeah, and he knows it,” Garrett says with a sigh.

real

but when did he get here???