“But if you need me to knock some sense into him, let me know. I’ll get my boyfriend to beat him up.” “Wait,” Dean balks, channeling Mike Hollis. “I’m your boyfriend.” I snicker. Dean sets his jaw. “I’d never beat up Logan for you, Allie-Cat. He’s my BFF.” “I thought Garrett was your BFF,” she taunts. “I thought I was your BFF,” I whine. He sighs. “Jesus fucking Christ, you’re all my BFFs, okay?”