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Would Selena Gomez let it get to her? Absolutely not.” There’s a confused beat. “Selena Gomez?” “Yes.” I jut out my chin. “She’s a symbol of class and purity, and I try to model myself after her.
I’d way rather be at home, drinking a beer or two and watching the ball drop on TV. I’m low-key like that.
Wow, cool guy
I have no idea why she’s spending New Year’s Eve talking to a scruffy, tatted-up goon like me.
Okay, I’m barely into this book and he’s so “I’m not like other girls” Mr pick me
Not that I got tatted up because it’s cool. I’m an artist. I designed all the tats myself,
We get it, you’re so unique
“What, the chick has something against body hair?” “Hates it. She swallowed a pube once, and it triggered her gag reflex so she threw up all over her boyfriend’s dick.
😂😂😂😂
I don’t consider myself a radical feminist. I don’t believe men are evil demons from hell and should be purged from society—I think men have lots of good things to offer the world. Their dicks are fabulous, for one.
Summer, you silly bean
My semi turns into a fully
Okay, new term here 😀🤣
“I think she’s condescending. And she was rude to me because I admire a Nazi sympathizer.”
😂😂😂
I’m leaking.
Iykyk
As much as I’d love to spend the rest of the day—hell, the rest of my life—discussing the huge hole that the loss of One Direction left in my soul, I force myself to keep walking.
Summer for president
And I’m still debating it when Fitz enters my bedroom without knocking and levels me with two husky words. “Don’t go.”
Blushing
I’m pretty sure Gisele lives around here too. I suddenly have a vision of Gisele jogging past the dean’s house, noticing my fabulous outfit, and inviting me over to her house for a drink. Oh my God. That would blow my frigging mind.
ADHD queen
