“Oh, we just met tonight,” I say, winking at Taylor. “Yeah, he was my Uber driver.” “She was like, listen, this is going to sound crazy, but my incredibly rich and eccentric great-uncle died and in order to get my share of the inheritance I have to show up to this family dinner with a boyfriend.” “And at first he said no,” Taylor adds, “because he’s a man of honor and integrity.” Coach snorts. “But then she started crying and it got awkward.” “So finally he agreed, but only if I’d give him a five-star review.” “What about you two crazy kids?” I say to Coach. “You being safe?” “Don’t push it,
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