“Hey, Coach?” Hunter speaks up. He sighs, cringing. “The guys were wondering if we could get an update on the mascot situation.” “The pig? You idiots are still on about the damn pig?” “Uh, yeah. In the absence of Pablo Eggscobar, some of the boys are experiencing withdrawals.” I snicker under my breath. Not gonna lie, I kinda miss our stupid egg mascot too. He was a cool dude.
