Acne? Wear more makeup that will only make matters worse. Stretch marks? There’s a cream for that and a more expensive one if need be. Stained teeth? Not with these white strips! Just don’t ask what’s in them. Too fat? Here’s a diet plan so expensive you won’t even be able to afford food. Too skinny? Wear this bra that pushes up your tits—because you still need massive tits.
so true...
