Tastes Like Candy 2: Sugarless

by Ivy Tholen

“What the fuck is that?” She screamed at the top of her lungs. “Sweets for the sweet,” I chuckled. Oh God, am I the most cliche killer ever? Sweets for the sweet? What the fuck is that? This is why all the killers in movies are silent.

“You’re wondering why?” Duh, you moron. She asked “Why” about a thousand times.