Tastes Like Candy 2: Sugarless

by Ivy Tholen

“Shit. Why can’t it ever just be bad? Why does it always have to be bad and complicated and weird?”

“No dude could be this fucking mean. It’s so nasty and on the nose, I’m not even upset. It’s impressive.”

“This house wants to kill us all, and you think I’m gonna chill in Satan’s parlor by myself?”

“She didn’t smell like Windex all the time, only when we were having sex.”