Tastes Like Candy 2: Sugarless

by Ivy Tholen

You’ve heard about the old Walt Disney Frozen conspiracy?

They named the movie that so when you search “Walt Disney Frozen” you get results for the movie because there used to be a rumor that Mr. Disney had his head cryogenically frozen.

“Sweets for the sweet,” I chuckled. Oh God, am I the most cliche killer ever? Sweets for the sweet? What the fuck is that? This is why all the killers in movies are silent.

“She didn’t smell like Windex all the time, only when we were having sex.”