“But it’s our triple anniversary. Three years ago today, we met at your sister’s wedding. Two years ago, we got engaged, and ten months and eight days ago, we got married.” “What’s the anniversary gift for ten months and eight days?” I mused. “A file so we can cut through the bars of prison when we get arrested for crashing a wedding?” “Oh come on. Where’s your sense of adventure?” “How about a blowjob in the car instead?”
