“I’m not just asking you to marry me. I’m asking you to be my family with Charlie. So I had yours made, and then a mini replica in cubic zirconia for her—my two ladies. Whaddya say, sweetheart? Be ours?” I looked over at Charlie. She had a giant smile on her face as she took something from behind her back and held it up. A banana with writing on it. Say yes, so we’ll never split.

