“Not a fan of hookups, I take it?” “Does Theo James count?” “The actor? You hooked up with him?” “Well, no—not the actual actor. But I sort of named my vibrator after him.” Hudson groaned again. “Don’t tell me that shit.” “What? Is that too personal? Surely it’s not a shock that a single woman has one.” “No, it’s not that. But now I want to punch Theo James.”
