Full Fathom Five (Craft Sequence, #3)

by Max Gladstone

I love sports. All the excitement of real news, only it doesn’t matter so you don’t have to worry about it.”

And how any attempt to discuss objective fact buys into imperialist cultural narratives, and basically they’re nice people and I don’t want to piss Sam off and maybe they’re even right, but if they keep on like that for more than a few minutes I feel this urge to curl their hair around my fingers and bash them face-first into a windowsill ten or fifteen times.