“What does it mean?” “It means someone is going to be getting some good dick,” she says, then winks. Playfully, I snatch her deck away. “I’ll tell my own fortune.” I straighten my shoulders, clear my throat, and say, “It means someone is going to be getting some good…news at work in the form of a promotion, since she will not be entering a forbidden romance and sleeping with the player she’s helping.” Maeve sighs. “I like my fortune of you better.” Yeah, I did too.
