“I told Oliver about it, and he said I worked too hard and he deserved to spend a summer with me. We’re only young once, he said. And I passed on the internship like an idiot. I gave up on an opportunity that would’ve helped my chances at getting my dream job after graduation. But the thing is, I can’t graduate this upcoming December without having done an internship—I’m sure you’re familiar with the university’s policy—and I can’t find one. That’s what I get for being a tire-slashing vandal, I guess.”
