He Who Fights with Monsters 11 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #11)

by Shirtaloon

Colin slammed into him, wrapping him in a hug. “Oh, hey, buddy. You did good.” “I’m so glad you’re back,” Colin said. “Me too.” “I want to eat people again like normal.” “He meant to say ‘eat like normal people again,’ right?” Neil asked. “Sure,” Jason said unconvincingly. “All I’ve wanted to eat since this started is sandwiches,” Colin complained. “It’s been awful.” “I know, buddy,” Jason said, patting him on the back. “I haven’t thought about marinating Neil’s thighs this whole time.” “Wait, what did he just say?” Neil asked. “Don’t worry about it,” Jason said. “I’m extremely worried about it!” “Neil, it’s fine,” Jason assured him. “Colin’s a good boy and he’s done very well. Which is why he deserves a treat, and since you’re a healer…” “Absolutely not! I want a soul portal out of here right now.” One popped up right next to him, and he immediately all but jumped through it. A moment later, he came back out with a glower on his face. “Jason,” he said through gritted teeth. “Yes, Neil?” Jason asked as Colin finally let him go.