“We probably shouldn’t tell the real elves about rule thirty-four,” Taika said. “I’m pretty sure they feature heavily.” “You’re pretty sure, are you?” Jason teased. “I’m not ashamed,” Taika said. “I’d say I like sexy elf cosplay as much as the next bloke, but the next bloke is Travis and that guy is anime-body-pillow lonely. Good thing he’s still in Rimaros because he’s bad enough around celestines. If he went to an elf city like Yaresh, I think he’d stroke out.” Jason looked at Taika from under raised eyebrows. “Not like that,” Taika said. “Okay, probably like that, but it’s not what I
...more
