“What did you expect, looking that far through the driving rain?” a voice said from behind them. They both spun around to see an unusual, but non-threatening, figure. “What, you’ve never seen a four-foot humanoid rabbit in a top hat and tuxedo before? [Bleep]ing rubes. Wait, what the [bleep] was that? [Bleep]. [Bleep]. What the [bleep]? This is some grade-A bull[bleep].” “You don’t have four feet,” Dustin pointed out. “You’ve got hands.” “It’s a unit of measurement,” Neil said. “I’ve heard Jason using it but he gets angry at himself when he does. He always blames dungeons for some reason. And
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