“You just told me how long you’ve had to work on this place. Are you telling me that in all that time, you couldn’t have sculpted up a reassuring and thoroughly deceitful playground to lead someone through? A theme park where the theme is you not being an evil scheming prick?” Boris laughed. “I could have done that, yes. In fact, I might get started on it as soon as we’re done here.” “Put in a bouncy castle. Bouncy castles are awesome.”