He Who Fights with Monsters 11 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #11)

by Shirtaloon

“Do you think the god of Undeath’s name is really Steve?” “No, Daniel. The god of Undeath’s name is Undeath.” “What if that’s more like a title?” “You think his name is secretly Steve, Lord of Undeath?” “It would explain why he just uses the title. You think that’s worse than Undeath, the god of Undeath?” “I’ll concede that’s not great, but yes, I do think it’s worse. You’re positing that all of the gods secretly have different names but are embarrassed about them?” “I always imagined the goddess of Wind as a Susan.” “Susan?” “It’s got that wooshing sound. SOO-san. Like the wind.” “This conversation is going to get us both killed. Probably by the god of Idiocy.” “What do you think of Steve as a name for the god of Idiocy?” “I thought the idea was that Undeath’s real name was Steve.” “There can be more than one Steve.”