“Hey, Moppet,” he said wearily. “I’m sorry I’m not there to give you this in person, but the grim reaper has recruited me to fight a giant space bird. Like the spaceship in Battle of the Planets, kind of, but I’m going to turn it into a person. It’s going to get real cranky when it figures out why.” The projection of Jason let out an evil chuckle that turned into a tired wheeze. “I know I’m not looking my best right now, but I promise you I’m fine. It’s just been a rough few months, and this body is…” Jason shook his head. “All you need to know is that I’m becoming immortal. Proper immortal,
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