He Who Fights with Monsters 11 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #11)

by Shirtaloon

“A duck guy?” “Yeah, you know. Quack, ponds, being quite comfortable in the rain. Ducks.” “I know what ducks are.” “Then it’s odd you asked for clarification.

“Is there a point you’re trying to make, Mr Standish?” “No. I was trying to work while the priestess watching me kept asking questions in an increasingly judgemental tone.”

“Neil,” Clive said, “I swear to your god, if you say a damn thing about my imaginary wife, your life will become a plague of tiny, hard-to-find ritual magic. Why is Neil’s cloud bed so itchy? Turns out there’s a tiny ritual circle. Why does Neil keep sneezing? Turns out there’s a tiny ritual circle.

Get out of my house, Steve.”

A great key and peel skit.