He Who Fights with Monsters 11 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #11)

by Shirtaloon

“I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but making things harder than I have to is kind of my thing.

“We probably shouldn’t tell the real elves about rule thirty-four,” Taika said.

Farrah and Jason had done a decent enough job during their time on Earth, but they were ultimately amateurs. Rufus’ family ran a school.

You’re never going to find the dragon inside when you insist on being the little spoon.”