He Who Fights with Monsters 11 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #11)

by Shirtaloon

he was a tiny man with a knife, fighting a giant in a hurricane. Jason steeled himself and gathered his resolve; he was going to fuck that giant up.

Rage cared little for logic.

“You know Monopoly sucks and you still have like five more versions of it. Are you really going to miss the Bass Fishing Edition?”

If I stay, you’ll lose me anyway. Just not enough that you get to mourn me. I’d rather be a fond memory you get to revisit from time to time than an obligation that you have to.”

“Mate, what you deserve is to be kicked in the plums so hard, you bounce off the moon.