Married to my Grumpy Minotaur Boss (Grumpy Monster Bosses #1)

by Ami Wright

It makes me glad I’m still dressed so he can’t see what he’s done to me with just a few words. I’m sure it’s not normal.

It’s totally normal. Promise.

Then her hands find my horns and babygirl learns what they were made for.

Dang

Really, in ending my employment, he’s being kind.

This is so on brand for her to excuse him, but she didn’t ask for this. He demanded it. And now she’s losing her job. I would be bawling my eyes out of I weren’t screaming until his ears bled

Ronan’s lips nuzzle at my neck. “Good morning, beautiful.”

He has no business talking to her like that if he’s planning to send her away

Can my heart survive another week of this?

Nope, you betta run

If I’ve been allowing meetings to run over and getting up before dawn to check emails to stop myself thinking about her, that’s no big deal. It’s a healthy coping mechanism.

No it isn’t, you idiot

I’ve stomped on her dream as well as treating her like she was expendable.

BINGO

Why not? It might cost me months of mending a broken heart, but this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

No, you set terms from the outset. Gah!

Most of all, I want to ask what we’re doing here.

SO WHY AREN’T YOU ASKING, DUMDUM

I try to protest, but it falls on deaf ears. Truthfully, I can’t smother my yawns. It’s been a long week.

Nope, straight to jail!

This trip is for you. Whatever you would like to do.”

Then let her finish her book!!!

I’m being unreasonable. I can wait.

No you’re not! He stole your book - he. owes. you.

“You have as much time as it takes for me to get naked to take your clothes off, too, or I rip them off and buy you new ones.”

Door B, please

think I’m back on the hating stern minotaur daddy train.”

Me, too

Am I just doing the same thing here?

He’s not the guy who deserves it yet. He needs to commit.

I wonder when he’ll stop trying to hide from my friends.

When you make your needs clear and draw the line in the sand

“Oh, don’t tell me you’re jealous, Ronan. You’re just friends, right?”

I love Tabitha. She’ll have my heart for always. You tell that book stealing jerk!

“So let me get this straight, you think she’s worth dating, but you don’t want to date her. And you don’t want anyone else to date her either? Seems unfair to me.”

Got it in one

Doesn’t she understand I’m giving her as much as I can?

No, because you’re not you asshole

I am a stubborn bastard, aren’t I?

No shit, Sherlock

“Because you’re a jerk!” someone in the audience calls out.

AGREED, ANONYMOUS HECKLER!