“Did someone just talk about a job opening? Guess who’s got two thumbs up and was just cleared of insurance fraud? This guy! Got off on a technicality!” To Ron Swanson: “Business partner now and forever. Hold up—Forever 21, twenty-one-gun salute, Salute Your Shorts, kaboosh! I just free associated all over the moo-stache.” Talking about his sister: “She’s the woooooorst!” “It’s like I always say. When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma’s jewelry and go clubbing.”
