Dad, anxious to change the subject, said to Mom, “I think Sam was quite taken with you.” “Ugh,” she replied, “he just went on and on about his orchids and his wine cellar.” “If you’d married a man like that,” Dad said, “he’d’ve given you the royal treatment.” “You’d definitely be going home in a nicer ride,” Oren said. “A man like that,” Mom countered, “treats his cars like women and his women like cars.”
