Psycho Shifters (Cruel Shifterverse, #1)

by Jasmine Mas

Dick’s

plz tell me it’s a nickname

Lucinda from her bedroom, which had a normal bed, desk, and dresser, unlike my mostly empty room.

ah yes of course she’s the ✨different✨ sister

birth ABOs and there were none left in the realm.

… let me guess she’s an omega

brilliant gold.

is she actually gold

one hundred and twenty pounds, I was a runty null.

she’s just a small girl so dainty

(that must be his thing), grabbed

what’s his thing … throwing stuff or warm cloaks

was scrawnier and weaker than every null I had ever met.

omega’s seed.”

ew

cool-looking.

idk why that made me laugh

Dying when you were still a virgin. That was just embarrassing.

BYE

hacking with my back arched in front of the three gods.

of course

also stood out because dried blood from the bar fight still coated my face, and my hair was a

didn’t she break a rib too ????

Ascher towered over me, and my neck hurt as I leaned further back to meet his amber eyes.

jesus with all this neck pain she needs a chiropractor

He was a monster of a man, and I was the size of a child. Yet, somehow, we were both alphas.

EW EW EW EW

low key

ew and lowkey

my naturally small nose was going to be a crooked mess.

of course even her nose is small

they’ll thank me for raping you.

hello ?!?!

little girl

jesus say little girl one more time i swear

That shit slapped.

WHY

took a waffle out of my pocket and had a bite. My terror abated slightly.

girl

“Screeeeeeeeeee.”

how do you know when to end the e’s

When it finally clicked, I held it up in front of my face and took a deep breath. I crept

why would you try to shoot when you don’t know how to???

leapt.

i swear if she’s a wolf i’ll lose it

weirdly they never grew any hair.

of course they don’t

Hell, his pecs were probably bigger than my boobs. Weirdly, I was into it.

first valid thing in this whole book

perfectly in the head, and I’d spray the

girl you don’t even know how to use a gun

“However, I also must order you to attend a weekly psychological meeting with me to work on homicidal impulses.

BYE

Like

listen i know i say like a shit ton in real life but why write it ???! it’s just annoying

bombshell

a hot new bombshell has entered the villa

While I sat on the toilet, my intestines screamed in agony as I suffered ballistic diarrhea.

….. it’s too damn early for this shit

d-def

pleaseeeee

Realistically,

as opposed to what … theoretically???

He also had a massive face tattoo of a middle finger and “fuck off” in big letters across his forehead.

why ?

He clapped behind his back after each rep.

girl i don’t even think that’s anatomically possible

My fingers fucking overlapped, for god’s

oh my god

“Wowza,

who the frick say wowza

You could see it in her eyes. She was violent.

trying so hard to no be like other girls that it’s cringy

squinted my eyes closed and tilted my head back

girl they were already closed

I kicked Cobra in the nuts. Hard.

what is it with her and kicking people in the balls

“Special. Pooping. Lid?”

tf is wrong with her ???? has the author never been drunk before my god

ass to clit. Stars. Everything sparkled

how does he reach her ass from the front standing up ??

was a bad bitch.

you aren’t. you’re just annoying

and I felt a new muscle in my vagina clench as I inhaled his scent.

girl WHAT

My Ascher had never been real. It had all been

girl your Ascher was a misogynistic pos

and stabbed him in the neck with my syringe. He didn’t see it coming, and I quickly

ew thats bad needle practice

My gut told me he was who the queen was looking for. I was the best at my job. My gut was never wrong.

…. and it’s only now telling you that he’s the missing daughter ????? seems very last minute and added on as an afterthought