Psycho Shifters (Cruel Shifterverse, #1)

by Jasmine Mas

Dick was our master; we were his servants.

Is his name dick or do you just call him that because he is a dick?

I was used to not being special.

Same

Currently, shifters were at war with the fae queen—she

Another series??

I would call him monster, pig, scumbag, piece of shit, skank, not hero.

This girl is the ugliest skank bitch i've ever met

“Sun god, you bless us. Turn half the lake black for an alpha’s beast, turn a quarter of the lake purple for a beta’s strength, and turn the river’s edge yellow for an omega’s seed.”

Is she gonna be an omega and have to fuck all the hot alpha princes??

Three godlike men towered over me and blocked out the sky.

Book boyfriends?

Second thing I noticed: he was ridiculously handsome.

Book boyfriend????

The fortresses housed the soldiers as they trained and fought.

Oh so its gonna be like a school thing.

I made the mistake of looking over at the second man’s face.

Book boyfriend????

The man had dark skin. Long braids hung to his biceps, and hundreds of chains and gold trinkets dangled from them. The chains twinkled in the icy wind and blew around his waist. He also had bars of gold through his ears, and a gold nose ring decorated his wide nose. As far as I knew, shifters didn’t wear piercings, because the extreme temperatures would weld them to our skin. This absolute mammoth of a man looked fine.

Book boyfriend????!??!??

“Well, lucky for her, violence helps reveal an alpha’s second form.”

Is she maybe half fae? ANd thats why the lake also turned red? So she doesn't shift??

I wasn’t a little girl anymore, and the scars that mutilated my body were a permanent reminder of who I was and who the true enemy was.

Omg i desperately want them to be all "who did this to you" daddies

Good thing at ten years old I’d stop believing a prince was going to come save me.

No babe you need some princes. Plural.

Cobra ran his red tongue across his lush lips. I pressed my knees together as my core throbbed.

Oh she's so gonna fuck them all

I reminded myself that I wasn’t a hussy, and I did not find big, scary men attractive.

Yeah but i do.

Of the three alphas, Jax seemed the nicest.

I bet he's the freakiest in bed though. Am I right??

New life motto: anyone who bullied me was getting shanked.

“Did you see that Cobra talked to her? He never talks to women, like ever.”

Because he's a horny motherfucker and she's tiny and hot

And when everyone finds out how weak and pathetic you truly are, they’ll thank me for raping you. A woman can’t be an alpha.”

Jaw dropped. But a daddy's gonna take care of this right?? Because absolutely the fuck not. Mommy's tired.

Fucking Jax was a fight that soothed the void within me. My instincts told me that fucking the girl would be the same.

Oh so not a reverse harem but a MMMF romance?

“Oh my sun god, relax, we get it. You have hot sex.”

Turned out it was impossible to have a pity party while eating warm syrup on a waffle.

True.

I wasn’t going to believe the fae were monsters just because shifters said they were.

She is totally half fae

The fae was a monstrous spider that was at least two times the size of Jax’s bear and probably weighed thousands of pounds.

NO. FUCKING. THANK. YOU.

My large body went airborne, and I extended razor-sharp claws in front of my face.

Is she a werewolf??

I had a feeling I hadn’t been the one to kill the fae. Cobra’s snakes had done it.

But did he do it because you were hurt?

I was a massive cat.

OMG YES I LOVE KITTIES

In a rush, I dug through the room until I found a pair of shorts and a sweatshirt in Ascher’s locker.

Oh he'll loveeeeeeeee that

Ascher manhandled Jax out of the way.

These horny motherfuckers

Small bitches could still give off big-dick energy.

THINGS GET SPICY

Like sexy spicy???

“Beg him to fuck you now, Princess!”

Busted

Jax growled deep and low, and Zed jumped off the bed like it was on fire.

I already know my ass is gonna go feral for these men when they finally bone

Sadie was different, and it made me want to roar with frustration. Or attack her and prompt a response.

I'm loving their POVs

My sisters would beat my ass if they knew how I was treating Sadie, and I would let them.

Omg im obsessed with this

ABOs disappeared

Disappeared??? Like got taken to the fae realm maybe?

The secretive way Sadie hid her body, her ability to flip her emotions off, and her brutal fighting skills were all characteristics of a trained professional. Even her broken, raspy voice was a mystery.

Ughhh and its just her trauma response. They're gonna feel like real assholes when they see her scars for the first time. It better be Cobra and he better lose his everlovin mind

“Then I’d shoot the incapacitated beta through the heart and stomach. Carefully, I’d place the gun in the first beta’s hand. I’d take out all the weapons and place them in the betas’ hands to make it look like they’d killed one another and empty the cartridges to match the number of bullets sprayed.”

GIRL.

My mouth dropped open.

Same dude same

“Then I’d cover my hands with blood and track footsteps around each beta, so when the search party arrived, I’d have a plausible reason for my presence at the scene. I’d be administering CPR and crying. I’d tell them I did everything I could to save them, but when I found them, they were already dead.”

Jesus

“That is fantastic problem-solving.”

It's something....

“However, I also must order you to attend a weekly psychological meeting with me to work on homicidal impulses. As a war general, you must curb them if you are to be successful.”

THANK YOU.

Perfect mouth curling at the corners, Cobra dumped my body into a snowbank and walked away.

But doesn't she still have one of his snakes??

Her pelvis ground against the side of the horned alpha.

Omg i'm picturing this bitch literally humping him

“Disgrace our family name one more time and there will be consequences. Complete the mission.”

What mission??

My father was just a null shifter.

So what you're saying is he's a little bitch and you should kill him

It took every ounce of willpower I possessed to not pin her against a wall and ravish her.

They're all so fucked for this girl damn.

“Wanna be my date?”

Do you wanna be her date??? Dude. Those big alpha boys will fuck you up.

Clearly, training for war had changed me, because I didn’t even flinch when dead flies fell from the broken web like rain.

Um no. That sounds fucking awful.

Relicta was the Latin word for “abandoned.”

What?? Why would theirs be the abandoned realm???