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Sun god, I hated friendly people.
Oh my sun god. A brilliant idea struck me. I can banish all men from the fae realm.
“Coming from the man who can’t fart without becoming a flamethrower.”
My jaw dropped. “Did you just threaten to fart on me? Who does that?!”
One simply didn’t call their mortal enemy by their first name.
It was true; I was a sexy man and a gorgeous woman.
Fact of life, I was hot. What did he want me to do, be insecure? I wasn’t dumb like that.
I also had a smoke crow that was sitting on my shoulder for longer and longer periods of time before it dissipated. Its name was Horse.
Ghost was chill like that. Unfortunately, he was the most unproblematic man I knew at the moment.
Men were so dramatic. It was exhausting.
It was official: being a man was horrible.
“Sadie, sweetie. I mean this in the kindest way possible. You’re a dumb fucking cunt.”
“Our wombs are aligned, and our tits unite us.”
There was no man that could complete me. Because I was already complete. Completely fucked up.
“Oh, Aran fucks all right. Big dick energy.” I was going to murder her.
I woke up with my arm wrapped around Sadie’s throat. I’d been choking her out in my sleep. Sadie woke up with a smile. It was just like old times.
That wasn’t a plan; that was farting into the wind and praying for results.
“Language? Are you motherfucking shit balls serious? You’re correcting my language as you’re kidnapping me, you crazy motherfucker?”
