Psycho Academy (Cruel Shifterverse, #4)

by Jasmine Mas

I’d never really thought about what I wanted in a male partner, but now I realized I wanted them to be completely unhinged. Like, super messed up in the head. I wanted to look at them and think, I’m normal. They would bring me flowers and tell me I was being cute when I killed someone.

Orion mouthed, “I don’t believe you.” My stomach fluttered like he was flirting with me. I needed to be put down.

Back in the beast realm, Jinx had told me I was “the first cannibal vegetarian and an embarrassment to the family.” I missed her.

Sixty percent bruh. Thirty percent dude. Ten percent fuckboy. Those were Aran’s stats, and I was embracing them.

“Great.” I mimed gagging. “Now I have chlamydia.” “That’s not how that works.” “Sounds like something someone with chlamydia would say.”

“You’re degrading.” “You’re petulant and embarrassing.” “Coming from the man who can’t fart without becoming a flamethrower.”

He’d blown out a skull and crossbones image. Ghost was chill like that.

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