The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (The Hunger Games, #0)

by Suzanne Collins

Did you tell your best friend his crush was a cannibal? Never a rule book when you needed one.

LOL

“How’s the weather look in District Twelve, Jubilee?” “They’ve got snow, Lucky.” “Snow in July, Jubilee?” “Coriolanus Snow!” Coriolanus gave the camera a thumbs-up when they cut for his reaction. He could not believe this was his life.

Wait why is this book so funny now

“So, not only is the world a brutal place, but people enjoy its brutality?

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