I’m pretty sure there’s no support group for Women Who’ve Been Kidnapped And Accidentally Impregnated By Their Hot Boss Turned Bratva Pakhan Turned Personal Villain Who Robbed You Of Your Best Friend-Slash-Sister. Really rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it? WWBKAAIBTHBTBPTPVWRYOYBF-S-S Anonymous. Membership includes: me, myself and I.

