“I’m working on my profile for this dating app. What would you say are my best qualities?” He stops midchew and lifts a brow at me. “Fine. I’ll go first. If I were helping you with a dating profile, I’d say you’re adventurous, funny, and loyal.” “Sounds like a profile for a dog,” he murmurs behind a brown paper napkin. “News flash. Most women love dogs. If you could channel your inner canine, you’d be an immediate swipe right.”
