give her a thumbs up even though I’ve decided I’m not going to tonight’s St. Patrick’s Day party that Kenneth and Cade throw every year. Shay won’t be happy I’m bailing, but she will understand. “You really thought I was going to let you miss the party of the year?” A glimpse of green eyeshadow glitters as Shay reverses out of our driveway. “Dumbass.”

